The Evil Pig

The first attempt

2005-02-03T16:07:00.000-08:00

As i wheeled her into the mortuary, I kept recalling the recent moments of misery in town.
A comrade had contacted me as soon as the body was uncovered and identified dead.
He immediately text messaged me as he knew I was the best man for the job.
My expertise in post-mortems was indeed marvellous.

A deep gash was observed on her throat therefore I began inspecting it.
As i disected her throat, the contents that were unravelled were indeed stunning.
I had found a tooth that was at least 7centimetres in length.
"How could any human have such a tooth", I thought to myself.
Many thoughts began to race past my mind.
Moreover the stench of decaying flesh distracted me.
However, I persevered on and stuck to my job.
Penning my suspects down on paper, I took on the job of a detective.
Noticing the deep bite on the townswoman's neck and her leg bruises, all the clues drew me to on man.
"Dracula", I shouted in the dark of the night.
At that moment, werewolves howled.
Furthermore, her slender legs were bruised due to several ropes tied
tightly over them.
She was as pale as a ghost and i gently stitched up her wounds.
An undertaker arrived to collect her lifeless corpse.

"It is proven, Dracula does roam our streets, evidence is in my hands.
Now i can unveil the evil demon and his satanic ways.
Killing one woman is enough.
The city must know who the wolf in sheep's clothing is.
He walks among us in the dark of the night!

Enter into the twilight zone!

2005-01-30T22:14:00.000-08:00

Out of the darkness, it had materialized.
The formula for creating dark energy had been
eluding me all these years.
The strong and uncontollable desire had risen
to such a point where it was hard to bare.
"At Last, the explanation to Dark energy.
I have got it, Hail to the most evil high, Lucifer!"
These lines were the exact words that came out of my mouth
as I gained the truth.
Twenty years of research, finally has paid off!
Now i can unveil the secrets and evil mysteries
behind Dracula himself.
How he has been hidden from society of transylvania for all this
years pains me tremendously.
Now, I can use the cosmic powers of dark
energy to provide immense and unnatural powers for my usage only. Therefore defeating him to rule the world would be a large possibility!
"'+*Muahahahaha*+'"
It is time for Dracula's evil reign to come to an end.

Personal Information

2005-01-27T01:45:00.000-08:00

Persona: Evil Scientist
Name: S.A. Tan (Super.Antisocial Tan)
Age:242
@@!!B'Day!!@@: 25th December
Eye colouration: Purple
Hair: Orange
Likes: Hip-hop and breakdancing
Thats all You need to know about me and my research
Mua-haha-hahahah

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Testing!

2005-01-25T02:11:00.000-08:00